gay-if-u-dont-mean-happy:

im-a-dragon-cawcaw:

synebluetoo:

synebluetoo:

sudorm-rfslash:

clementiens:

Police vs law enforcement

Look I used to work with tow truck guys and they do not give a fuck. One time the Air Force was doing a recruiting stunt and they decided to bring a plane as like…a prop? I dunno and they parked it in a 20 minute loading zone and 21 minutes later my coworkers IMPOUNDED THE PLANE.

Have you ever had an Air Force general call your office and bitch? He did not expect the tow truck guys.

Nobody expects the tow truck guys

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

shaq-stoned:

jyostar:

We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet

funnytwittertweets:

moveslikekeithrichards:

the horrific way language evolves in a group chat

bl0odblossom:

babe are you ok?? you’ve barely used your red dead redemption 2 oven

aigenderated:

rthko:

littlelopfemme:

begging str8ies to stop calling v feminine celebrities w a full face of makeup & heels “butch” just bc their stylist gave them a fitted power suit to put on for some interview

zeychen:

fruitviking:

anxietyproblem:

Reblog to give a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal to the person you reblogged it from. 

theocseason4:

the-davest-of-uncles:

someo1ne:

the forbidden asphalt sealer

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

Please watch I Think You Should Leave on Netflix